
I’m really excited to play this new version of Minecraft. It’s now free, and you can play it for free! Wow, this game is actually so cool. So, first of all, we have to chop down a tree. What’s this? Minecraft Plus? No ads? Complimentary diamond kit? Okay, how do you get out of this? I do not want to buy that. Thank you! Okay, now I can finish chopping down the tree. So, I think this is how you craft it. You press that, and then let’s make a crafting table. Place that down and click on it. A Craft Pass for $10.95? Upgrade your crafting with a 3×3 crafting grid? How are you supposed to play the game if you can’t? I guess I have to buy it. Okay, finally I can actually craft something. Let’s craft a tool or something. I guess we should mine, because the game’s called Minecraft. So, I actually think the goal in this game is to mine diamonds. Oh, a Mine Pass! Find diamonds quicker for $2.82? Okay, I have to get that. Looks like you were close to diamond. Would you like us to teleport you there? Okay, I’ll click that. What an advert! I thought— Okay, hi guys! Today I’m going to be showing you how to find free Minecraft Minecoins in Minecraft for free. Simply click—definitely. Oh, okay, it worked! It teleported me here, but I don’t know how I’m supposed to get them if there’s no way. So, I just crafted a stone axe, so hopefully we should be able to get this. I can finally craft because I have my Craft Pass, and now that—are you serious? Unlimited access to furnaces? You have to buy furnaces? I guess I’ll do it. Oh, damn it, I don’t have coal. Okay, I found some coal. I’ll put that in there. Okay, finally we can hopefully get some diamonds. Are you serious? Minecraft Plus again? You know what? I’m just going to buy it for the sake of the video. Oh my gosh, they’ve literally given me full diamonds! I mean, I’m happy with that. They’ve also subscribed to UnderMyCap. Get out of here as quickly as possible! What? Because of your subscription, we’ve summoned a Wither for free? What? A Wither? No, no, no, no! Oh my goodness. Okay, Weapon Pass! Use weapons to defend and attack others. I can’t even hit an enemy! Are you serious? How am I supposed to—I’ll buy it. You know what? I’m just going to leave that. I can’t do that. Okay, finally, now I have this weapon. Max upgrade your weapons to kill enemies. I’m so close to getting rid of this game. I don’t think I can do this anymore. Finally, now I can hopefully get rid of—there we are! Okay, let’s try and get to the Nether. Oh my gosh, there are enemies everywhere! I actually need to get a bed. I don’t know—okay, I found another sheep. Finally! Oh my gosh, there are zombies everywhere! Okay, we need to quickly grab some wood, craft another table, and finally—what? You want to sleep? $1.95? Oh, I guess I’m going to have to. What? Because of your Minecraft Plus subscription, you can go to the Nether? What? Wait, just right next to the Blazes? Oh no, this is not good. Because of your Minecraft Plus subscription, you can go to the End? What? Okay, I’ll go there. No way, I’m actually here! Because of your subscription, we’ve killed the End Dragon in every single End. Oh my gosh, you can even see it! You know what? That’s it, I’ve had enough. I don’t want to do this anymore.
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